Upgrade U

One of my favorite songs is "Upgrade U" by Beyonce and Jay-Z...we even played it at our reception during the money dance. I have found that since I started dating Albert I have been upgraded. Some of it is a result of getting married and some of it is a direct benefit of being with my better half.

• jewelery that is not made of plastic or wood
• flat screen tv with surround sound
• personal chef
• bed bigger than a twin
• roommate that is cleaner than me
• nice pots and pans
• exercise partner
• free insurance through Albert's work
• car under my name
• chauffeur to and from work on Albert's days off
• new last name that's easier to spell
• nice cell phone (I always got the free crappy ones before)
• living room and dining room furniture
• kitchen aide
• someone to kiss whenever I want, which is frequently
• unconditional love from someone other than family